Cosmopolitan
Posted 5 months ago
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    If someone said that to me, I’d run, not walk, out the door.
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    It’s especially effective when I suddenly say this in a very serious voice while looking them straight in the eye...
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    “See how I’m biting savagely into this piece of flesh, tearing bits of it away, and then pulling strands of it out from...
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  12. backsideofwater reblogged this from tinytruant and added:
    Cosmopolitan: giving quality advice on how to sexually please your man since Nobody-Cares-When.
  13. girlfriendshaircut reblogged this from yeahgrrrl and added:
    Oh my god, i wish some girl would say that to me, I’d fucking laugh so hard i would probably spew food fucking...
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    watch me chew this steak nnnnngh sensual
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  21. bethcoco reblogged this from tinytruant and added:
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG