“You know those treats you used to find at the bottom of a cereal box? One morning, I hid the new finger vibrator I’d just gotten in my guy’s cereal for him to discover.”
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That sounds really gross and unsanitary! Lol.
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everything about this turns me on
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The poor guy when he wants to eat his coco-pops and a vibrator falls out. I can’t eat this. I hate you...
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shannon this should be your blog for the next week or so
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The blog is satirical, the actual tips are not.
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“Okay sweetheart I’m gonna go eat some cereal!” -pours cereal into a bowl-
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honey why is there a sex toy in my cheerios eeeew it’s got cereal dust on it
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I HOPE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING THAT THIS BLOG IS SATIRICAL
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