Cosmopolitan, “My girlfriend showed up at my door in a trashy outfit and introduced herself as my chick’s naughty pretend twin sister, Candy. She pushed me against the wall, we had mad sex, and then she left. The next day, she acted like nothing happened.”

“My girlfriend showed up at my door in a trashy outfit and introduced herself as my chick’s naughty pretend twin sister, Candy. She pushed me against the wall, we had mad sex, and then she left. The next day, she acted like nothing happened.” —JR, 27

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that would be me
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no i’m pretty sure your girlfriend just has a slutty twin sister and you just cheated on her you should be ashamed
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joke’s on you, that was actually her sister
classysushi reblogged this from cosmosextips and added:

What if she was your girlfriend’s naughty twin sister? You just cheated on your girlfriend. Asshole.
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